all you need is a phone
what one says when someone else is leaving, but they don’t need anything. the “phone” means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.
blonde chicken: “what will i need to bring with me?”
mom: “don’t worry. all you need is a phone!”
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