Allah Akbar


last thing u hear after mrs frizzle “accidentally” crashes the magic school bus into the twin towers
holly $hit -allah akbar-!!!!
arabic for “i love to take it in the -ss”. generally shouted by suicide bombers before they pull the switch.
suicide bomber – “allah akbar!” (explosion)
bystander – “wow, didn’t know he was a f-g.”
#allah #sand n-gg-r #durka #dune c–n #camel jockey
1. transliteration of the common arabic phrase, “الله أكبر” meaning “god is great”;
2. an expression of faith and love of god similar in meaning and character to the christian expression, “praise the lord”
host: did you enjoy your meal?
guest: yes, it was delicious. allah akbar
#allah akhbar #allah achbar #god is great #praise #cheer
what a suicide bomber terrorist screams when he is about to detonate a bomb strapped to his body, killing many around him
suicide bomber: lie la la hala allah akbar! boom

suicide bomber 2: allah akbar! boom
white man: holy sh#t!
god: ima firn ma lazar!
#suicide bomber #suicide #bomb #allah #allah akbar
when you hear it from a bearded dark skinned man accompanied by a deep high pitched throat yodel…please find your nearest exit.

an angry young gentleman says “allah gu akbar!” and proceeds to execute the victim(s) via several savage procedures including beheading by dull blade in a sawing motion until the spinal cord is severed, suicide bombing in the attempt to eradicate the infidels (americans and syrians mostly), stoning to death a person of disinterest by burying the victim in the ground with only there head protruding, throwing -ssorted sizes of stones at the human skull until the cranium is severely mangled, leaving the victim a unrecognizably

bludgeoned chuck of raw bl–dy flesh.
“before the middle eastern savages began the animalistic ritual, they all prayed to allah.”

“allah akbar!”

amenijad, allah hu akbar!!!! alakakala! (squidgy wet ripping sounds) ( person still breathing as they drown in there own blood noises) (-gargle, – spray, -squirt, -grunt.)

“allah

akbar!”
#terrorists #death #dull #knife #bl–dy #h-ll #behead #squishy #icky #whisker biscuit #arab #allah #akbar #muslim #islam #osama #bin #laden #9/11 #bestgore.com
allah akbar is a pr-nouncement meaning that religious followers believe that allah is a greater, more powerful god than any other god.
in battle, if an opponent is killed, the survivor might say, “allah akbar” as an acknowledgement that his survival is obvious proof of his belief that allah is indeed greater than the god of his dead opponent. after all, he lived and the other guy didn’t.
#allah akbar #allah #akbar #greater god #islam
to run into a large crowd of people in halo after sticking a plasma grenade to yourself, causing yourself to explode, but taking the people nearby with you.
(sticks plasma to foot)
player 1: “allah akbar!!!”
(runs into players 2 & 3, causing them to explode)
#allah #akbar #halo #plasma #grenade

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