Allah Cockbar
1. a spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.
the apprentice inquired, ‘master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. i humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?’
the master replied thus, ‘to become imbued with the eternal spirit of allah c-ckbar in this galactic jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahc-ckbar.com – such is the will of allah.’
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