Allah-saurus

allah-saurus

if religion existed in dinosaur times then allah-saurus would be:
the prehistoric version of allah, acquired by crossing him with a tyrannosaurus rex.

allah-saurus would totally destroy raptor jesus in a fight to the death.
this puts muslims a few steps ahead of christians.
sure sucks to be them. thank g-d for atheism / agnosticism.

other major religions such as hinduism and sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
so a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could -ssume the hindus will come out on top as they have multiple g-ds.
and even the t-rex would have a hard time vs. multiple adversaries. i mean, he was defeated by king kong for f-cks sake.
raptor jesus: rawr the bible was written by g-d himself, i should know i was there when he wrote it.
christians: teach us more raptor jesus!
raptor jesus: it says here on the 3rd day g-d created dutch tulips.
he put them in holland so the windmills would keep them cool…
allah-saurus: windmills do not work that way!!!!11

allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
raptor jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty allah-saurus.
christians flee in terror.