allahu ak bar

allahu ak bar is a term coined by terrorists. it is often yelled before the ensuing explosion. run away as fast as possible if you hear it.
“allahu ak bar”
run.
run.
the explosion catches you.
you’re dead.
literally “god is great” in arabic. nice thought, however…

what is said by people beheading hogtied victims “in the name of god”

or what is said by someone in a carbomb seconds before he fires it off in a crowded marketplace.
“wait for that grandmother with her three cute grandkids gets a bit closer”

“allahu akbar!!!”

ka-blam!!! … screams, wailing, etc
in arabic, this phrase means “god is great” or “allah is greater”.

in all other languages, it is largely taken to mean “take cover!” or “run!”
*bomb explodes* “allahu akbar!” *everyone heeds the timely warning, and gets the f-ck out.*
boom.
my name is jafar, i drive very far, i have bomb in my car, allahu akbar.
actually means “god is the greatest” but isis uses this incorrectly. isis however is actually the complete opposite of islam.
*gets a good grade* “allahu akbar. i thank god for the good grade”
celebration for anything and everything that exists in the world.
firing a tank “allahu akbar”
-rg-sming “allahu akbar”
finding a ripe fruit “allahu akbar”
something funny to say when throwing a paper airplane in cl-ss
person 1: hey throw that paper airplane
person 2: *throws plane* allahu akbarrrr