allahu snack bar


slogan: ‘show your love for allah as you take a bite into this explosion… of flavor’

-popular in many middle-eastern countries.
tv commercial: an airline attendant asks a man on a plane “what will you be having today sir?” he stands up from his seat, pushes the attendant down and screams ‘allahu snack bar!’ as he pulls out the candy bar, the explosive flavor blasts a chunk of the plane out, and causes the plane to crash into a building.

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