Allentown brown


lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the lehigh valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. dealers have trouble giving this sh-t away. as for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. it is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you d-mn near need to chisel it to break it up.
fool 1: “my man, you bout to blow some dro?”

fool 2: “all i got is allentown brown.”

fool 1: “sh-t, i’d rather down a bottle of robitussin to get twisted.”

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