Allentown, NJ


a small town in monmouth county, nj. its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. better then pennsyvainia’s allentown.
“dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza.” said jon.
“sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down.” said fred.
the other, and better, allentown. if you live in central jersey, you probably drive through allentown to get to the sh-r- and don’t even realize it. known for the quaint shops on main street and annoying wandering packs full of teenagers that think they’re bad-ss. also, the majority of the people in town are more intelligent than the jack-ss that wrote the other post.
i’m from allentown-
oh, so you’re from pennsylvania?
…nope, the other allentown. allentown, nj. f-ck yea, jersey!

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