Allentown Spatula
(noun) while between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. the man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the ppl building onto p-ssing pedestrians between the hours of five o’clock pm and seven thirty pm on every second thursday and fourth monday of the month. repeat five times .
did you get another haircut?
nah, man. i got hit by an allentown spatula.
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