Allergy Sandwich


an allergy sandwich is a peanut b-tter and strawberry jam sandwich. lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. the cool people, however, do not. they know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.
lulu: oh man, what is that you’re devouring?
ramone: it’s my allergy sandwich.

lulu: what is that? it sounds disgusting.

ramone: you are mistaken. an allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut b-tter and strawberry.
lulu: oh, yeah, i’m allergic to strawberries.
ramone: loser.

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