alley-man


an ‘alley-man’ is someone who possesses ‘neanderthal’ like features. the ‘alley-man’ will spend most of his day farting, masturbating and communicating through inaudible grunts.
e.g. ‘mate have you seen chris this morning?’

‘nah mate, he’s being an alley-man today’

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