alley oop
a play in which one player throws the ball into the vicinity of the rim and a jumping team-mate catches it and scores a basket in one motion, usually with a dunk.
shaq made 2 alley oops in the heat game.
in basketball, the shot where one player throws the ball up toward the rack, usually to one side, and another player grabs it in mid-air and performs a slam dunk.
kobe and shaq did an alleyoop.
an attempt at an alley oop in which the supposed dunker does not attempt to complete the play
…and georgia tech pulls the alley-oops
an american comic strip created by v. t. hamlin in 1932. it’s mostly about the adventures of caveman alley oop who lives in the prehistoric kingdom of moo and rides his pet dinosaur dinny.
check this sunday’s alley oop in the funnies. it seems like they’ve been running that strip forever.
when a girl is giving you head, right before you nut you pull out, with your hand coming down to slap her, blow your load into your hand and give her a wet slap in the face.
“so i finally pulled off the alley oop”
“no sh-t?”
“yeah it was amazing but she was p-ssed”
1)in basketball, to p-ss to a midair teammate who proceeds to slam dunk the ball. 2)to set up someone else with an easy, quick finsh to a joke.
1) there’s dwyane wade with the alleyoop to shaq for the easy finish.
2) “… so apparently me and her are just f-ckbudies now”
“what a b-tch”
“yeah, f-ck her” <---the alleyoop
"occasionally literally" <---the punchline
when you are banging a chick, pull out, come on your friends hand, and he smacks her in the face with it.
dude, palm out, its alley-oop time
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