Alligator Buffet
when you are receiving oral s-x on your p-n-s, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of hawaiin punch all over her face.
parke: f-ck grace! that dome would’ve been sweet if it wasn’t for the alligator buffet
grace: at least you didn’t get hawaiin punch all over your t-ts.
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