ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK
a s-xual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator f-ckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
curls detailing an alligator sh-tf-ck ‘a voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or mayo’, detailing a previous experience of s-xual experimentation
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