Asian Table


a group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. they are also really awkard and do random “asian” things such as plot murder and make hit lists.
person a: aagghhhh! i asked to be in asian table, but im not “asian” enough.
person b: they are so racist!! d:
1. whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor
we used a chair as our asian table.

she laid down on the asian table and we made out.

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