coolest b-tch on the block
any allison of west des moines
a woman defined by brains, beauty, cl-ss, and membership in the upper echelons of society. can usually be found wearing pearls or sorority letters.
“allison, jeeves is bringing around the polo pony. in the meantime, would you like a hot toddy?”
a gorgeous girl who doesn’t know how beautiful she is.
she’s shy, but once you get to know her, you’ll be glad you did.
has her own style.
is just herself, and won’t change anything about her self for anyone else.
all the boys that know her, fall for her…..hard.
and when she falls, she falls hard, and has a tough time getting back up.
some one who cares about everyone else before herself, even though she’s the one who needs the most help.
has been through a h-ll of a lot, but brushes her self off and puts on a smile every day:)
some one you shoud get to know
guy 1: man! who is that girl?
guy 2: which girl?
guy 1: that gourgeous one, with the smokin’ body, and awesome personality!
guy 2: oh…you mean allison.
pure beauty, the greatest girl on the face of the planet.
i love allison so much. 🙂
1.the prettiest girl in any room
2.such a stud, she’ll take you in any compet-tion
3.funny and charmning, every guys perfect girl (:
4.her blue eyes are killer
wayne: dude do u know allison?
ricky: yeaa, shes fineee
wayne: id date her any dayy
girls named allison are so gorgeous the sun could not rise if they did not exist. men from all over gather just so they can witness an allison. not only are girls named allison beautiful, but they are fiesty, charismatic and truly one of a kind. they will give you the shirt off their back, but do not dare cross them because they can and will be your worst enemy.
“when allison walked in the room all the men creamed their jeans”
hottest s-xiest coolest beautifullest craziest bestest girl in the whole world (:
“i wish i was allison”
“she was so allison”
the coolest prettiest most amzing chick in the entire world. god, i love karli a crazy wild thing that doesnt care if people look and stare when she is making a seen. that girl is quite karli. the most wonderful and absolutely amazing person in the entire world (besides the creator of this definition) who […]
- High Fivery
noun, pural -er -ies 1. excessively positive actions or situations. 2. ironically used to describe something unenjoyable. (ex 1.) when we punched that guy in the face there was much high fivery to be had. (ex 2.) working late last night led to high fivery of the ninth power. where’s my beer?
- Ham House
d-ck slap i ham housed your mother
- [Karl Rove]'d it
to control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. to be the ‘puppet master’. to ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled […]
a person who dates/sleeps with multiple people at the same time. “you seein’ someone?” “im seein a few people, i guess you could say” “oh, so you’re a swinger?” a married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple. d-ck and jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a […]