Allister status


a status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.
guy1: hey man! come read this!
status: “life isn’t supposed to be easy. sometimes you can give it all but it’s not enough and it ends up just falling apart. but never give up. i’d rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. only through our bad experiences we become stronger.”
guy2: oh, that’s just another allister status. bullsh-tting away. hoping people think they’re deep and sh-t. want to get a burger?

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