an amazing guy that can make you smile just by looking in your direction. he makes you fall in love all over again every time he smiles at you. he is always kind, and sweet, and incredibly cute, in every way. has the power of turning your incredible friendship into something magical, something that can last forever. always keeps his promises, and waits for the right girl to come along. he has an incredible amount of patience, especially with those he truly cares about. he has an amazing relationship with his family, especially his little sister, and shows respect towards anyone he meets. an allon does forget some things at times, but makes up for that in any way possible. overall, allon is someone to get to know, and someone to appreciate every moment you get.
“best friend: but just look at the statistics of high school relationships. only 10% actually end up in marriage.
allon: well lets be in that 10%, and i told u i will never lose you. i refuse to lose you no matter what. remember that. you’re never going to get rid of me. i will be by your side even if it’s as your boyfriend (hopefully), you best friend, or anything u ask of me.”
1. money lent at interest
2. the act of being without another person
3. a crazy israeli that creates clever pickup lines using his name
1. “hi, i’m allon, how much do you want of me at what interest rate?”
2. “hi, i’m allon, would you like to change that?”
a word meaning everything negative. used to express sucking in various situations including how much your current situation sucks or antic-p-tion of a bad day
guy 1: “how was work?”
guy 2: “allons”
guy 1: “that bad hunh?”
a tree raper making it fall down dang the boy is a trapist, all the trees in yosemite is down someone who traps their victim in a walkin closet, and then rapes their -n-s, hence the term trapist. my neigbor tmac invited me over to see his closet, and when i was inside, he caught […]
the destination when a guy bangs a girl in his rv all night, keeping everyone else in the area awake. jeff: i didnt sleep at all last night. aaron: that’s cause i took that b-tch to awesomeville. nino: did you give her a tony danza? aaron: f-ck yeah.
attempting to make somebody look bad by -ssuming what they meant is negative or wrong jacob: i wish people would stop abusing welfare jesse: so your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it? jacob: obviously not jesse… stop -ssumptacking me… jesse: so then exactly what are you saying? jacob: (sighs) fine i’ll […]
- Augusto Pinochet
dictator who ruled chile with an iron fist from 1973 to 1990. pinochet headed the military junta that controlled the country after a coup that deposed the democratically elected president salvador allende. during his reign, pinochet ordered the violent suppression of all political opposition to his government. a commission determined that his military and government […]
area between c-ck/c-nt and b-tt joe p was feeling discomfort in his a.b.c.a.b. because he forgot to wipe properly after his last deuce.