Ally McBeal

lawyer who got skinnier and skinnier over the years, while her lips just got bigger and bigger, until finally, she turned into a suction-cup dart.
she looks like those flourescent highlighted suction-cup darts you can get at the dollar tree.
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adj. someone who is emotionally unstable, neurotic or fragile.
“he got ally mcbeal and started crying when i told him i couldn’t see him today.”

“you like that dude?!? he’s fragile like ally mcbeal.”
a popular tv show that ran during the later half of the f-cking pc 90s and the first few years of the 21st century. ally is a lawyer who works for “the firm”, and she and her yuppie co-workers work in a conformist environment, doing practically everything together for the f-cking firm. they often go out to a cheap–ss bar after work, where vonda shepard sings sh-tty pop/whatever songs that amount to next to nothing. they use a unis-x bathroom (hoo-hah!) for answering nature’s call and talking gossip. ally looks a bit anorexic and is very neurotic and she often sees illusions such as the famous dancing baby. in one episode she defends courtney thorne-smith’s relationship with a married man, saying that they “belong together”. the show often features cr-ppy renditions of popular hits. the show is so dehumanizing, but yuppies and soccer moms love this trash. another piece of sh-t that p-ssed for entertainment in the f-cking pc 90s and beyond.
the tv show ally mcbeal is a hunka-hunka burning crud. complete bullsh-t.
written by david e. kelley. show about female laywer and her many neuroses. great ensemble cast featured as well. noted for its s-xual content, many weird moments (unicorns, dancing babies, etc.) as well as its use of music.
ally mcbeal was awesome except when everyone had anorexia.