Allysafied
this means that you have met the best person in the world named allysa, you never want to leave them because they are just so great.
guy 1: whats wrong?
guy 2: i just met allysa.
guy 1: aw, man. you just been allysafied!
(verb) s-xed up. to say you have been “allysafied” is like saying you look out of control s-xy. no one can be compared to your stunning person.
dude, look at that s-xy lady! she’s totally allysafied.
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