Almond Joy Boy


a derogatory statement towards h-m-s-xuals. technically, it’s when a guy c-ms in the -ss of another guy when there is fecal matter within the r-ct-m. the outcome resembles an almond joy candy bar.
with the way that jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an almond joy boy.
also:
jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an almond joy boy.

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