Almonte


a small town to the west of ottawa, canada. located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, almonte is a quaint place to visit. but not such a nice place to live. generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. like a stereotyped high school in a town.
“why is that guy such a jack-ss?”

“he’s from almonte.”

“ohhh…”

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