almost boning
the act of getting close to a s-xual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. it is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of s-x, or no s-x at all.
josh: “dude, did you just see me talk to that chick”
john: “yeah, you almost boned her” (sarcastic)
jason” “oh yeah? i will rape her later”
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