almost couple


when a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have s-x. this includes:
1. walking to cl-ss together
2. talking late at night and early in the morning
3. telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. wanting to go to college near each other
5. spending excessive time together
6. communicating without talking
lulu: are you and kesela an almost couple?
ship captain: yeah, kesela is my almost girlfriend!

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