almost gay


when one male almost does something suspect af, but is quickly corrected.
“bro your zipper is undone.”

“that’s embarrising.”

“don’t worry, i got it.”

“hold the f-ck up! what are you doing?!”

“sorry, you’re right, that was almost g-y.”

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