almost-number



when you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.
bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: sh-t i think gave him my almost-number…gutted

cory: that b-tch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory’s ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number… its okghey…

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