almost-quaintance
a person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.
1: i really need to clean up my facebook friends list, my news feed is painful to scroll through: it’s full of so many strangers’ bullsh-t.
2: ‘yeah, gotta’ love those almost-quaintances’!
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