almost-Todd soup


menstrual blood. used especially in reference to performing oral s-x on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one’s red wings). derived from the blood’s soupy appearance. also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named “todd”).
because my girlfriend is on her period, i won’t go down on her. i don’t want to taste the almost-todd soup.

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