almoustache


that annoying facial hair on top of men’s upper lips. you can’t decide whether it’s a legit stache or just peach fuzz. it’s utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.
dude 1: check out mah stache, b-tchezzz.
dude 2: dude, that ain’t a stache. it’s peach fuzz.
dude 3: it’s not that, either.

dude 4: it’s a f-cking almoustache.

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