alness academy


a sh-t hole school full of neds and bams brandon is the biggest one of all. apart from almost falling apart and sh-te, un-educated teachers, it is one of the worst schools in the highlands of scotland.
also known as a heap of sh-te.
“i’ve never been to prison, but i’ve been to alness academy so it’s basically the same.”
“check out that sh-t hole, it’s nearly an alness academy!”

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