Alo-Hello!
the name of an j-panese military operation with the sole purpose of subjugating hawaii under j-panese imperial rule. the operation started in 2003 when tsunku was ordered by the emperor to send his special operations unit masquerading as a jpop group called morning musume to spy on the u.s. pacific fleet and military bases and to discover the weaknesses of the average american between singing subliminal j-panese imperialistic messages and signing propaganda posters at concert performances for the first phase of the operation. the second phase took place 4 years later in 2007 which involved the j-panese armed invasion of hawaii, which included singing horrible j-pop at concerts as a m-ss psychological weapon. however, operation was deemed a total failure when the j-panese suffered m-ssive casualties, and the surviving forces where driven back into the pacific ocean.
alo-h-llo! is just another example of the continuing j-panization of america.
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