when you put a sh-t ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.
hey mike, the wife’s out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?
- phet grinder
a grinder for your phet. mate, where’s the phet grinder?
- benjamin franklin middle school
a public school that takes things way to seriously. they can’t even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. teachers are okay but like it’s all annoying. known to be one of the best school districts in new jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. […]
a common afganistan last name which is typically a good person and is so energetic. omg nazarei over there is putting so much effort into that project.
very dramatic and over the top, emotions wise. can be very forgiving and trustworthy. you can rely on her when it comes to keeping secrets. when you need someone to talk to she will lend her time to hear you out. very beautiful and loved by many. gains feelings easy for guys but wanted by […]
- go suck yourself
quote from dank movie “go suck yourself you f-ggot -ss hipster”