Aloe Vera


a plant with cactus-like leaves known for it’s medicinal powers and j-zz like texture. the green exterior should never be eaten under any circ-mstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a j-zz-smothered grimace.
sally: oh my god! did you j-zz in my drink?

timmy: no, that’s just the way aloe vera is.

sally: that’s digusting.

timmy: agreed.

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