ALOE
averagely cool.
not awesome, and not suckish.
person a: i am going to see the new movie tonight!
person b: ahh. that’s aloe, but i am going to miami tomorrow!
person a: you win, you win!
that state between epic and uncool.
when something is just pleasently suprising.
tom: what are the plans for tonight?
jack: maybe a movie and some food?
tom: ahh, that sounds aloe, but how about we hype it. kanye west is playing at the 02!
jack: sure thing!
using a better alternative than lotion to m-st-rb-t-.
oh god the aloe lasted so much longer than the generic lotion last night.
person with discombobbled fac-cked shnozola-like protrusion originating in the forehead and eventually curling back into the upper lip
ouch. that aloe on your face poked my eye out.
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