Alpha Jerk


falling into the second socket.the socket of death.there are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.
jimi hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.alpha jerks can happen when your high.

“hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?let me slip into an alpha jerk.”

“dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!”

“i heard benny alpha-jerked last night.people said it was an od but man benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk.”

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