alpha maling
verb describing the act of a male -ssuming alpha male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.
generally involves one males -ssertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males’ minuscule attempts to small talk a s-xy waitress.
i was shocked to see rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. it no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and i have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. i had no idea rick could alpha male bro.
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