Alpha Mom


what happens when an ‘a’ type personality has toddlers. the type of mom that makes other moms feel totally inadequate and inferior because of their constant attempts to outdo other mothers. they can give birth, bake cookies, work on their laptop and drive all at the same time. their kids grow up in their c-rs-ats looking at the back of their mom’s head as their driven from one activity to the next. incredibly compet-tive and judgmental, alpha mom has to be the first with the latest trends and fads and her kids always have to be ahead of all the other kids. intimidating in mommy circles. to be avoided if possible.
“she was up at 3 a.m. baking cookies for her son’s cl-ss and already has her next two weeks planned down to the last zenith. she’s such an alpha mom.” annoying, irritating, compet-tive, moms, perfectionist, superiority complex
1 more definition
1. a twilight-loving mom on team jacob
2. a mom who knows how to take charge.
1. all the alpha moms in the theater started howling when taylor lautner took off his shirt.
2. that alpha mom knows how to get what she wants!

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