Alphabomb
the act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
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x
y
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… dammit mike. you know my computer can’t handle an alphabomb.
similar to the f-bomb, but when you get so d-mn p-ssed you use as many cuss words you can think of, in as many sp-ces left in the sentence physically possible. a delicate and imperssive art. alpha-bomb battles are the best to listen to (:
daniel: d-mn man, fran dropped the whole alpha-bomb on me last night.
tom: what’d she say?
daniel: something like, “f-ck you f-cking f-cker! go f-cking f-ck your f-cked up f-cking mom! don’t ever f-cking f-ck up my f-cking life a-f-cking-gain, f-ckface! now f-cking get the f-ck out of my motherf-cking house, which you’ve f-cking already f-cked up al-f-cking-ready! f-cker!”
tom: d-mn. harsh.
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