Alphasexual
a term closely related to metros-xual, yet to a higher extennt. a man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
george clooney and bono are quite the alphas-xuals.
did you see that guys, he’s like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! smells good too!
Read Also:
- Boisselle
the last name of the most beautiful, nicest, most amazing girl in the world. (insert first name here) boisselle has such an amazing personality.
- cat burrito
a cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. a method often employed to give a cat medicine or clip her nails. gimme that towel over there so we can make nickels into a cat burrito
- shower faced pikeys
random skinheads that will skin you alive ben: oh sh-t, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys. jack: we’re f-cked.
- shport
a term for a older gent to use on a younger fella. gent: eh shport, you eva played dodgeball there before there shport? a myriad of games all centering around ‘domestic violence in a can’ or ‘nectar of the gods’ depending on how you look at it, the great emu export. founded by beef, dean, […]
- Clustermer
when a customer or client doesn’t have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you. you just made a big sale, why are you all bitter? the time i spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. that cl-stermer was way more trouble than he was worth.