Alphasexual


a term closely related to metros-xual, yet to a higher extennt. a man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
george clooney and bono are quite the alphas-xuals.

did you see that guys, he’s like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! smells good too!

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