1. greek river-g-d
alpheus, also known as alpheios (ancient greek: ἀλφειός, meaning “whitish”), was in greek mythology a river (the modern alfeios river) and river-god.
alpheus was also the river which hercules, in the fifth of his labours, re-routed in order to clean the filth from the augean stables in a single day, a task which had been presumed to be impossible.
3. species of shrimp
alpheus is a genus of snapping shrimp of the family alpheidae. this genus contains in excess of 250 species, making this the most species-rich genus of shrimp. like other snapping shrimp, the claws of alpheus are asymmetrical, with one of the claws enlarged for making a popping noise.
4. a learned chief/a capable person
his name is alpheus and true to his name, he leads an army of thousands.
- DA (dual action)
when a b-tch is sucking on the tip of your d-ck while she is stroking the shaft. yo, that b-tch kelsey from the club last night was giving me the da (dual action) in the bathroom!
(spoken alternative: “alt dot nerd dot obsessive”) origins: said by comic book guy on the simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, “radioactive man”. bart asked cbg who would star in the new radioactive man movie, and cbg went to a website called “alt.nerd.obsessive” to retrieve the information. 1. (n.) fictional website on […]
- da douche
1. word used to describe an action taken by someone or upon someone or something 2. word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction…. usually in repet-tion 3. can be a s-xual reference for intercourse 1. i was just standing there and this dude comes out of nowhere and starts punchin me […]
- Aluminum Foil Day
a day that takes place on may 13, every year. people around the world don they’re armor, and swords. loser trying to be cool- “why are you wearing aluminum foil? paranoid much?” me – “uh, your a nubcake , its aluminum foil day
huge hamburger sized nipples. larger than your standard pepperoni diameter sized nipples. often marks the presence of well breast-fed children or pets. alec: i am so in love with my hot girlfriend- she has some seriously dangerous nipples. alex: i know, my burgies are awesome. a guy or maybe a girl who often gets drunk […]