Alphonse


colloquial term (c-ckney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, alphonse the ponce.

dude look that guy, he’s such an alphonse.
source: jamie eastes, hastings
dude look at that guy, he’s such an alphonse.

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1. alphonse is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. the best person you’ll ever meet, especially if you’re a family member.

3. the perfect child
“maybe if i name this one alphonse, he won’t turn out like his brother.”

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