Alpine Court


is the name given an alcoholic drink consisting of 4 parts vodka, 4 parts bourbon, 2 parts gin, 4 parts tequilla, 6 parts hawaiian punch or red koolaid, 2 parts margarita mix, and sugar, all poured over ice and mixed in a blender.

similar appearance to a hurricane but much stronger.

the original ingredients and proportions are adjustable, as it consists of taking every random alcohol and drink mixer in the house, pouring them together over ice, mixing it in the blender, and consuming.

it is named for the street of the house full of college guys where the drink originated in lexington, kentucky.
two rounds of alpine court and people started dropping like flies.

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