release the beast

to take a big–ss dump.
the scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a “big event.”

(women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
male stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
male stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) sorry for the time out ladies, but i really need to go release the beast! i have a bad case of beer sh-ts in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he’s too late)
male stripper: aaah. aaaah! oh sh-t no, there it goes!!
(women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
male stripper: f-ck.

and the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can sh-t normaly and less frequently.

mark h. adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to urbandictionary since february 2004.
a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your w-lly out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast
to drink a large quant-ty of milwaukee’s best. this is usually done with the intention of getting hammered drunk.
jake: (rolling into a party with a case of milwaukee’s best) “it’s time to release the beast!!”
usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. can be used as a p-ssive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don’t want them to hear you rip said caller a new -sshole
if this b-tch raises her voice to me again, i’ll release the beast and hang up on her -ss.

“so then i told her that we don’t allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a c-nt and all this other sh-t.”
“what did you do?”
“i released the beast. i wasn’t going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over sh-t i don’t control.”