alt-hipster
a hipster whose image (appearance, musical taste, choice in foods) is defined by how little they adhere to typical hipster norms at any given time. often, an alt-hipster runs two or three trends behind the hipster trends in an effort to show that they weren’t really noticing what was going on and just now realized this was cool when finding last year’s finds in the bargain bin at salvation army and hearing this music on amazon prime.
q: what should i wear to this thing?
a: you’re an alt-hipster; whatever the f-ck you want.
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