altaholic


someone who can not focus on just one character in an online game, usually known as their main. these people have many “alt”ernate characters.
“ravenya is an altaholic, because he has more toons then his age.”
“if macallister and unstable make one more alt, we are going to have them put in altaholics anonymouse.”
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someone (specifically a skier) who is addicted to alta’s amazing snow and blue bird day
john: hey man i went to alta again this weekend!
mark: what?! that’s like the tenth time this month. d-mn you’re an altaholic!!!
someone who is infatuated with skiing powder, steeps, and chutes and continuously thinks about it no matter what the season. will usually start training specifically for skiing in the summer to be optimal max elite because no one likes to puss out at elevation brah.

an altaholic will plan trips to the canyon in the summer and will possibly avoid spending all holidays with family to ski pow.
dude, frags is no where to be found. his family has no idea where he is and it’s christmas eve.

c’mon man, it’s snowing like a b-tch and he’s a total altaholic. i know where he is man and i’m with him in alta shredding pow and we are heading to the red iguana for some fuel. may hit up ekamai thai later too.

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