alterbate
1.a r-t-rded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with html manuals.
1. wow ur r-t-rd. its not alterbate, its alternate. sh-t your stupid.
2. dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to html manuals every tuesday night.
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using the opposite hand to which you would regularly m-st-rb-t- with
i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate
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