alternative gay. the h-m-s-xual version of an indie kid
where do the alternagays hang out in london?
oh, you want to visit popstarz or retro or something.
a h-m-s-xual male that does not identify with the rest of the gay stereotypes, cliches, clicks, or categories. usually listens that music that is not house, showtunes, or cr-p. they also usually don’t hang out exclusively in gay bars.
he doesn’t like going to clubs and dance shirtless to techno music. he rather listen to a live band, drink, and f-ck sh-t up. he’s an alterna-gay.
no, it is not the connecticut national guard, but the term used to indicate chlamydia and gonorrhea in std testing. sally: “jimmy was sure acting funny when he got back from the doctor’s office.” mary: “that’s cuz jimmy found out he has the ‘ctng’.”
- alto clarinet
invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. so pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet warning on alto clarinet case: […]
an abbreviation for “counter-strike deathmatch.” guy 1:wanna play some csdm? guy 2: sure.
- cannibal logic
if a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn’t exist person 2: hey where did your arm go person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about person 2: your right arm is gone person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went cannibal: it never existed, thats cannibal […]
the study and research of the physical and intellectual aspects of the proper cannon(s). instead of deciding to check out cannons for fun, todd chose to study the act of cannontology.