Alternate Universe
a parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. a subset of the multiverse.
amply ill-strated in this youtube conversation.
dude 1: i shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which mccain-palin won the elections! wait, she could be president in this one!
dude 2: there is such a universe. in that universe gore and lieberman won. gore was killed by an iraqi-iranian-pakistani terrorist while he was looking out a window in the twin towers. president lieberman made a tearful speech declaring gore a martyr. he the declared world war on islam and bombed egypt.
the us is also bankrupt in that reality.
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having a kick -ss -rg-sm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.
tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?
fred: (ecstatically) alternate universe
tom: no….f-cking….way!
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