alternative earthers


people who believe the earth is not flat nor round. there are many parodies of the flat earth society that make up shapes of the earth that are unlikely to be true. but one of them probably is, and it starts with an s.

sandwich
taco earther: yo, those dinosaur earthers are really dumb.
dinosaur earther: not as dumb as the sandwich earthers!
sandwich earther: using my intellectual brain powers (iq 1000) i know that sandwich earthers are the best alternative earthers.

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